Yo, get paid to be a zombie:

http://www.sfist.com/archives/2005/09/27/the_role_of_a_lifetime_deathtime_whatever.php

SFist says:
Monster Magic, a San Jose creature/effect company, is seeking actors for a haunted house on Pier 48, subtley entitled "GYRO's Festival of Fear." Like any acting gig, being a zombie is a lot of tough work and late hours -- the house is open for 20 days between October 6th and 31st, with shifts as long as 6pm to 1am. For your moaning and staggering, you'll make $700 and have a shot at some valuable haunted-house-related prizes. AWESOME!

Interested corpses may proceed relentlessly to Pier 48 and ask for "Boz," or call Elaine "Zelda" Krumlauf (whose fantastic name we will be endlessly singing over and over in our head) at 408-829-6545 to schedule a phone interview.